thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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