were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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