My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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