is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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