dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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