it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You are a genius and a whore.
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