before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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