i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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