Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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