There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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