come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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