You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
