i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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