theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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