oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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