I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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