this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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