Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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