A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
well I can't set my house on fire every night
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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