We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Tornado booty call.. dedication
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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