Your dad touched me again.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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