Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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