It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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