You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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