i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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