I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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