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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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