No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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