Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
