I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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