I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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