I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
