It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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