i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
A+ Viking dick
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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