Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
They have beer where we have blood.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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