If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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