WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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