if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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