So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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