it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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