he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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