seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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