Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i think i have herpe
just one?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
