Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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