office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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