i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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