She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
