she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
then he tried to convert me to islam
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Randomize
