After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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