i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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